Thursday, June 10, 2021

Bloopers


 

Cow, I hate to break it you, but everyone else has already gone to bed.

Stupid Yusun, April thought as she fired air-fists at her unknowing opponent.

Llama, you are standing in an empty room. You are the only one in there. I recommend you perform your tricks for a skilled therapist.

""Llama, I can see you." Magnus called out. The llama hissed before recoiling back behind the wall.

Tuesday, July 14, 2020

Chapter 3 - A Brand New Day

 ***present***

After the Superbowl Blowout, Magnus is only able to obtain a minuscule and ugly trailer. It's certainly not what he had imagined in college; however, desperate call for desperate, desperate measures.

Unable to stand the bright orange exterior of his house, Magnus visits a nearby camp. As he arrives, he eagerly wonders if he'll make any friends. The people living here could be rugged fighters, ingenious scientists, or even...
 Giggly gold-diggers! Magnus, I left you alone for five minutes! Abort! ABORT!!
Magnus is deaf to my harried cries. His mind is completely occupied by the becoming lady in front of him.

Luckily, another suitor swoop, distracting the woman, while Magnus, whose finally come to his senses, flees. He already has a lovely, bubble-gum girl waiting for him -- he just has to find her.

Spurred on by the friendly attitudes of the camp's inhabitants, Magnus prepares a lavish stack of waffles and pancakes using old, only slightly radiated Bisquick. At first, the crowd gathered in the mess hall is hesitant of the neon green breakfast, but they soon dig in. After all, it's taste that matters, not appearance.

They in fact enjoy his meal so much, that they nominate him as a full-time chef. It's a hard job; post-apocalyptic chefs must scavenge for their ingredients, decide whether or not the ingredients are poisonous, then prepare them.

***

I continued playing until Magnus was an elder. He married bubble-gum, had two children, and adopted a dog. I wound up deleting the neighborhood because I struggled to maintain the apocalypse challenge rules. I may start another game with Magnus and the lot, because they're still some of my favorite sims. I might even try my hand at the apocalypse challenge again now that I'm older and wiser!

Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Chapter 2 - Three Cheers for Bubble Gum


 "Whelp, I'm done!" April announced, suddenly standing up and ruthlessly throwing her book onto the floor.

"Already? You've only been studying for 10 minutes, April." Magnus reminded her, turning his doleful eyes towards her. When he didn't have a study partner he'd get lonely and wander off, but if she stayed, he'd be fine studying right through the night!

 "Sorry, I've got better things to do, Bucko!"
After double-checking that he didn't smell too bad and smoothing his mohawk, Magnus sidled up to Yusun to whisper in her ear. "I'm going to clean up these books. RIGHT. NOW."
 He smelt even worse when he was up close, Yusun thought. She auspiciously waved her hand in front of  her nose whilst secretly fanning her cheeks.

"Hey, Venkat?" On hearing his name, Venkat turned around, only to be enveloped in a hug. "You're my best-friend."

He was finally able to move on from the memories of what never came to be.

"We're friends too, right?" Magnus asks before stuffing a bite of pancake into his mouth.

"Yeah, I guess."

"Best friends?"

"Sure."
"No, no, no! Magnus, what are you doing?" Yusun shouted, throwing her hands up and recoiling away from Magnus. He froze with wide eyes, then clasped his hand around the air-kiss and stuffed it back in his mouth.

"Sorry about that, Yusun."
 
"That was even weirder! Why did you eat it?"
The development of Magnus and Yusun's relationship wasn't fully captured due to the negligence of a certain photographer. However, the inept paparazzi did manage to catch a photo of them passionately kissing after declaring their mutual love. (That NOT a wedding dress; somehow Yusun got her hands on my good-witch outerwear. I suppose that's more negligence on my part...)
Several months later, after further un-captured relationship development, Magnus and Yusun eagerly dance.
 
"We've finally graduated!" Magnus shouts, interrupting his dance for a celebratory fist-pump. Then, a look of surprise skirts across his face as he fishes in his pockets.
"Yusun, let's do everything together from now on. Live together, grow together, and thrive together!"

"I can't believe it -- you were persuasive! For once!"
 
"I can be very persuasive when there's something worth persuaving for."
 
"There it goes..."
As the happy couple embraces, three toilets in the dorm alone flush. The lights flicker, then go out entirely.

Monday, April 20, 2020

Chapter 1 - Déjà Vu

Magnus is a pre-made who attended college with my previous Apocalypse challenge founder. Long story short, poor Liam died. Unable to bear watching a reflection go through the motions of Liam's life, I extracted his best-friend to experience the horrors of the Super-Bowl Blowout.

Usually, Magnus would be ecstatic to be standing in front of his new dorm. He was certain that this place would be the home of great times and good memories from his college years, but... he couldn't shake this feeling of déjà vu. Like he'd been here before...

He barely managed to fake a smile.
Magnus had never been good at chess as a child (he always mixed up the rook and the bishop), but college was a time for trying new things. With a reluctant expression, he sat at the board and began to pick up each of the pieces, trying to remember what they did.
 
He'd only been playing for a couple of minutes when a lanky redhead with an oversized t-shirt sat down and began to contemplate the pieces. "Name's Venkat." The redhead offered before jerking the rook across the board and cornering Magnus' unprotected king, "Checkmate."
After a few hours of playing Magnus had radically improved. "Checkmate." He purred, lifting a bishop into the air and snatching Venkat's king with a satisfied smirk.

 "Beginner's luck! You won't beat me a second time!"
"We'll see about that."
Later, after Magnus had won three rounds straight, he migrated to the cafeteria. While there, shoveling food in his mouth, a brunette wearing nothing but pink entered. "Oh, my head..." The girl groaned, stooping down with her eyes screwed tightly shut.

"Are you alright?" Magnus inquired with cheeks as full as a chipmunks. The girl gave her head a mild shake before standing and trotting over to him.
"I'm fine. Just a bit of a headache. Thanks for your concern." She said, gently stooping down and placing her hand on Magnus' shoulder. As her hand grazed his shoulder, he tightened his cheeks to keep from spewing his mouthful of food all over the table.
University wasn't as exciting as Magnus expected it to be... most days he woke up early, ate breakfast, went to class, then played chess late into the night with Venkat. His life was so dull, that if not for a strange, persistent feeling of déjá vu, vague memories, and addled senses, his story may not be worth telling at all.
The memories were brief flashes; in each one, Magnus found himself to the side, watching an enigmatic individual wile their way through life.
The addled senses occurred when Magnus stayed up late studying with Venkat. He'd wander into his Corey's room, asking for a 'Liam'.
"Magnus, out! There's no Liam here -- out!" Corey shouted, jumping towards the door while waving Magnus out.

"Then where is he? Why are you in his room?"

"I'm locking my door -- go to bed!" Corey snapped before grabbing Magnus' shoulders and forcing him through the door.
Magnus couldn't put his strange feelings to words, but he could most definitely put them to art! Each time he pressed his brush onto the canvas, he was inspired by monochrome tie-dye, the idea of a past-life, and the supernatural.
He turned away from his painting when he heard the door swing open. He stared at the brunette entering the room before exclaiming, "Is that you, Yusun? I barely recognized you with your hair down... and no pink."
"Listen, Magnus, I'd love to talk - just some other time. You really stink." Yusun hissed, using her hand as a barrier between herself and the stinky male.

Magnus may have to shower before he can woo the ladies.